Why she's here: Lauren specializes in the cases where conventional medicine and standard functional medicine both already failed. If you've done the protocols, spent the money on testing, and you're still stuck, she's the one who looks at what everybody else skipped. She's also a certified nurse midwife, so she's watched iron and minerals get drained in real time through pregnancy and postpartum in a way nobody else on this lineup has.
Lauren Keller, NP, CNM is a nurse practitioner, certified nurse midwife, and complex chronic illness specialist, and co-founder of the virtual clinic Two Purple Carrots. She holds a BSN and MSN (APRN, women's health and midwifery specialization) from Emory University and an MA in Clinical Psychology from Pepperdine University, alongside advanced certifications through ILADS, the Klinghardt Institute, SIBO Doctor, HTMA/mineral balancing, and the Walsh Research Institute. Her clinical focus integrates functional medicine, mineral balancing, nervous system regulation, peptide therapy, and quantum biology to address complex, unresolved chronic illness.
Lauren works with clients internationally, specializing in cases where conventional diagnostics and standard functional medicine protocols have failed to produce lasting resolution. Her approach centers on restoring the body's innate capacity for self-regulation and repair rather than symptom suppression, and she is a frequent educator on detoxification, mitochondrial health, and root-cause approaches to chronic illness.